2007年5月16日

點解女人要扮靚?

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a
couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?"

"No I had to stop buying new shoes years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in
20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and
buying new shoes."

2 則留言:

Amy 說...

Yeah! I like this! hehe~

Chris Cheung 說...

唔記得邊個講過,呢個世界冇醜女人,只有懶女人。不過女士扮靚前後真係可以兩個人咁!

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